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questions, anyone?   my name's alyssa. i'm eighteen years old. welcome to my tumblr.

He’s the Pussy Master hahaha.

He’s the Pussy Master hahaha.

— 8 hours ago with 5 notes
#iwan rheon  #misfits 
i just want you to talk to me.

cause i’m too proud to do it first.

— 11 hours ago
"If I’m not between a 3 and a 7 on the emotional scale, then I’m crying."
Kristen Bell (via tarvistalkshere)

(via shainalynn)

— 13 hours ago with 16 notes

I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick.
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate it…
I hate the way you’re always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh;
Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you’re not around
And the fact that you didn’t call,
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you;
Not even close;
Not even a little bit;
Not even at all.

— 16 hours ago with 3 notes
#10 things i hate about you 

i’m really just a massive scaredy cat.

— 16 hours ago
this is how i feel when people make me the big spoon!

this is how i feel when people make me the big spoon!

(Source: triponbroknbeats, via maggaroniandcheese)

— 18 hours ago with 57 notes